Hoosier Hostilitees

 Announce yourself as the 100% Bona Fide Pater Familias of your household. Everett WISHES he had this shirt. (But be careful if you wear it at the Woolworth's) 

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/53254904-pater-familias-bona-fide-shirt?store_id=2940016

Embrace your spouse's fitness goals by proudly proclaiming your support in this hilarious shirt at their next race.

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/68298334-run-around-wife-white-with-black?store_id=2940016 

Embrace your spouse's fitness goals by proudly proclaiming your support in this hilarious shirt at their next race.

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/68298397-run-around-husband-white-with-black?store_id=2940016

 A tribute to the brave people of Alderaan and what the evil Galactic Empire perpetrated on them. May their sacrifice never be forgotten! 

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/53048542-alderaan-memorial-shirt?store_id=2940016

 Sit back and relax while anyone who annoys you enjoys the nice shadafa cup you can now offer them. 

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/61725035-shut-up?store_id=2940016

 Alert your friends and family that hilarity is imminent!

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/57469493-dad-joke-loading?store_id=2940016

Let the other attendees at the 2024 Aurora Farmers Fair know that you're with PG!

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/64512220-pg-grand-marshal-2024?store_id=2940016

This one is for all softball and baseball parents. What do we do with 2 strikes? Get less picky! If it's close, we're swinging. Because called third strikes have been linked to all manner of medical conditions. Including elevated heart rate, indigestion, ulcers, and hair loss. 

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/53221736-no-called-third-strikes?store_id=2940016

Careful Starfighter! That's Death Blossom, a weapon of last resort. Use it to help The Star League fight Xur and the evil Kodan Armada.

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/66026019-death-blossom?store_id=2940016

 Everyone already suspects it. This shirt will either remove all mystery or challenge any would-be pretenders to your title of 

"Funnest Person Ever." 

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/54005833-more-fun?store_id=2940016

 You haven't really played golf until you've played a round with our Old Dirty* Balls. (*Hyperbole-we wash our balls thoroughly)

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/53255610-old-dirty-balls-front-only?store_id=2940016 

 Want to end income inequality? Announce your support for "Submarines For Billionaires" today!

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/61048542-billionaire-submarines-white?store_id=2940016

 Proclaim your love for The Simpsons while letting all the other participants at your next chili cook-off know exactly who they're dealing with and telling them to have fun vying for 

2nd place. 

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/53165816-the-pope-of-chili-town?store_id=2940016

 Since the founding of Rising Sun High School in 1851, the Shiners have never lost a football game. That's a fact. Undefeated, unscored upon. Not even once. Ever. Some may say it's because we don't have a football team, but that kind of negativity is boring and we ignore those jerks. GO SHINERS!

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/53086955-rising-sun-football?store_id=2940016

 Age is just a number, but being a goofball is forever. Let your friends and family know that, whatever age you are, this is as good as it's going to get. 

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/54005832-grow-old-not-up?store_id=2940016

Let your coach know you came to the park to do two things today: Chew Bubble Gum and Kick Butt. (And you're probably on a turf field, so gum's not allowed) 

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/59435821-send-me-home-baseball?store_id=2940016

Let your coach know you came to the park today to do two things: Kick Butt and Chew Gum. (And it's a turf field, so you're not allowed to have gum) 

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/59435661-send-me-home-softball?store_id=2940016